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of revenge sent to us by real people. New stories are posted regularly,
so remember to check back frequently. Enjoy!
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Walkin'
the Dog
Hook
the collar on tight, because you're going for a ride!
Crystal
Lake
This camp counselor gets terrorized!
Skunkz
on Da' Hood
A touching story about a skunk growing up in the ghetto. Not really,
but it does involve a skunk and a hood!
Re-laxative
Already
A cheating Hubby gets caught!
Tales
from the Crypt
Well, actually from the library, but the revenge is very evil
Port
au Potty
A great revenge tip on some "crappy" revenge. An oxymoron?
Read on.
Tips
O' Plenty
Take you pick from these quality revenge tips!
Spitwad
A new twist on some old school revenge!
Dorm
Revenge
Don't mess with the Underclassmen, unless you are ready to suffer
the consequences!
A
Stiff Jab
A skinny boxer with a stiff jab get some stiff revenge!
Spellbound
Did you know some of our readers can cast spells? Check this out
Pursing
Your mother always told you to watch where you put those hands!
Stuck
on You
Prom night turns into a sticky situation!
Extreme
Visine
Read for a good story and an important FYI
Young
and Restless
Possibly the youngest submission takes you back.
Dude,
Where's my Car?
Hey Bud-dy, looks like someone lost something.
Mince
Pies
Hey, take your hands off of my pie!
Shock
Jock
This DJ does some pretty shocking stuff with a toothbrush
The
Preacher's Wife
Praise the Lord that this guy is not a Minister.
I've
Been Shot
Telemarkets must hate ThePayback.com
John
John the Idiot
The "player" get turned into a sobbing mess!
Make
some Noise
Ivy League revenge is sophisticated and effective!
Women
Scorned
Even running to Florida couldn't help this guy.
Cat
Burgler
Someone's been stealing. What do worms have to do with this? Read
on.
Mommy's
little Deadbeat
The bum son always causes trouble, time to pay!
Da
Man Returns
Another must read for revenge tips
Orally
Speaking
She's got skills. I mean, she needs skills!
Social
Engineering
Some high tech revenge that seriously gives some payback!
The
Cheater
Fellas, when are you gonna learn?
Easily
Satisfied
She is, just read it and agree.
Mess
with my Kid and I'll Mess with You
These parents don't play games.
Dollies,
flowers, and other annoying things
This is one roommate who deserved revenge
Screw
you Guys, I'm Going Home
Kids do the darndest things!
Looking
for a Good Time?
Short but spiteful, so it's OK in my book!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
This one has so much good info you have to read it. There's a good
story too!
Yummy
Be weary when you next receive chocolates from a "friend."
Looking
for Ms. Right-- Wrong!
Another dumb-as-rocks ex-boyfriend sets himself up for disaster
Mormon
Revenge
Do you have the mark of the beast? Not yet!
Call
Him Squeaky
A "sack" meets its match. Stretch thoroughly before you
read this one. None of us are limber enough.
Yard
Job
This has nothing to do with a car, but it does have some serious "yard
action".
Something
Smells Fishy
And no, it's not your upper lip-- If you smell what I'm cookin'!
Al
Capone would be Proud
Wash down some moonshine with this story from the. . . 1930's??
Another
Phone Trick
Bosses have it rough here at ThePayback.com.
Out
of Business
That's exactly what this restaurant owner probably is after receiving
a "cold dish" of revenge.
Ex-Husband
This ex-husband should be on America's Dumbest Losers.
Directions
for 3 Merciless Pranks
Chains, grubworms, and pregnancies. Oh my!
Did
Somebody Call a Pager?
This was the wrong employee to falsely accuse. Guess what? He tells
you how you can do this amazing revenge too, but be careful!
The
People in the Ceiling
Want to learn how to drive someone insane? A great story, read on!
Another
Missionary
What is a chord? What does sap have to do with the story? How do Crusaders
fit in with all of this? Read and find out
Formal
Revenge
Sometimes people do get caught in the crossfire, but hey, this time
it was justifiable.
The
Ex-Bestfriend
Friends that stay "rent free" end up paying for their housing
one way or another.
The
Best Friend that Sleeps with Your Man
You'll never look at chocolate cake the same again. There's a good
mothball tip in here too.
She Did a Bad, Bad Thing
A "bad influence" might ruin a friendship, but it makes
for a great story.
Don't
ask for the Manager
"On hold" get a new meaning. Check it out.
Sibling
Rivalry
If you know your enemy, you can hit em where it hurts.
The
Radio and the Coil
Possibly the oldest story we've recieved. It's from the 1940's; Model-T's
and all!
Revenge
on the Telemarketer
I'm starting to feel bad for telemarketers. Y'all put them through
some sh#t!
Machine
Payback
A prank on a snob goes awry. Remember not all pranks go as planned.
Telephone
Trick
Timing is everything with this one. A must read, and a must try.
RSVP
to . . .
"Oh my god, she like totally ruined my cheerleading party. Like
totally!"
Missionary
Position
It's 7:00am on a Saturday. You're asleep, and suddenly there's a loud
knocking at your door. What do you do?
Witness
Protection
Dammit soldier! Where are you? It's 0500 hours!!!!!
High
School Football Players
When band kids, science club member, and more unite-- watch out!
Don't
Mess with the Best
A babysitter from hell learns the hard way, "don't start something
you can't finish!"
Please
Pass the Sugar
Did you know that putting sugar in a gas tank is illegal? This guy
does, so guess how he got revenge instead? Read this!
Two
Birds with One Stone
This is a short story about two boys named "Unlucky." Ha!
Serious
Stuff
Read at your own discretion. This is not funny. It is actually sad.
I only posed it because she wanted it posted. Trust me, you might want
to skip this disturbing story.
Bad
Boyfriend
Internet love might get "Hacked"
Samurai
Boy
Focus Daniel Son, you are about to be humiliated! Wax on, wax off!
Name
Calling
Our shortest story ever!
Bad
Mouth Boyfriend
For breath that says, "I love you," read this story
Keep
that Junk Mail Coming!
A short but sweet tip on handling unsolicited mail that is effective
and entertaining.
Urine
With a title like this, how can you not read it?
Sweet
Quadroplegic Revenge
Don't worry. . .it's not what you're thinking. It is funny though!
What
goes around. . .
Remember, if you rub too many people to wrong way, it might come back
to you.
Money
can't buy Everything
All the money in the world could buy this girl out of her jam!
The
Family Jewels, or the lack thereof
This guy chose to stand up his date. . . Now he might not be standing
up right.
Baaaaaaad
boss, stay away from chatrooms
Wow, this is wild. If anyone out there actually does this to your
boss, make sure you have taken the proper precautions.
Mr.
Bill Collector, This is for you.
A short but sweet method to get the long distance company off your
back!
The
Neighbor
What's all that noise from the neighbor? Smoke some weed and I'll
tell you.
Be
Careful Who You Play Truth or Dare With
Treat others as you whould wish to be treated. . . or else!!
Barflys
and Tattoos
What do you get when you mix a cheating wife with the justice system--
find out here!
Something
Smells Fishy
This high school senior prank is a hilarious tale that readers of
this page, young and old, should study!
Vibrating
Luxury Car
Another hilarious dildo story. Need I say more?
No
Onions on my Nachos, Please
Don't you just hate it when your food gets messed up? What does a
pregnant girl have to do with all of this? Find out. . .
Cows
Need their Salt Blocks
A "cow" gets just what she needs!
Baby
Powder for a Big Baby
Need a good use for those old record cases? Read this!
Tornado
Warning
Did you ever have a problem with your college roommate? Here's one problem
and one fun way to fix it.
Ready,
Aim, Fire!
An ex-college pitcher with speed, accuracy and. . . Mudballs! What's the
target? Read on. . .
Revenge
can cost $
Sometimes things don't work out quite as planned.
Plastic
just doesn't cut it in Winter
College pranks call for dorm room revenge.
Spring
break or spring break-up?
He cheated while she was at a funeral. The revenge she gets would make
anyone regret cheating.
Evil
incarnate? You be the judge.
She won't have sex, but poses nude for a camera? I smell trouble.
Real
"customer service."
Crazed store manager gives employees hell, so one gives some back.
Lock
your doors, or else!
A dildo, some cream, and a computer make one hell of a story.
People
under the bed.
Be careful all you cheaters out there, tatoos tell it all.
Mr.
Good Stuff
Remember: What you put on video tape might come back to haunt you.
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