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  • This lashing will definitely get your message across. Our customers agree that their pest definitely took heed.
  • This letter is the perfect way of getting your message across in a compassionate and gentle manner. The letter identifies the problem and proposes enlightening solutions
  • Go ahead and reveal your thoughts anonymously. You will be glad you did!

Pest Letters/Emails

We all know someone with a problem or someone who offends us, but were not always able to express our discomfort with these people. Allow ThePayback.com to do the "dirty work" and get your message to them. All while preserving your anonymity, unless you tell us to include your name.

Remember, all these packages come with a "gift" to reinforce your message!

We have provided some short excerpts from the letters so you can get a feel of what the letter hopes to accomplish.

 

Naughty Version (excerpt)

Dear (whoever),
        . . .In life there are those of us that were not blessed with any social skills.  You are one of those people. . . Talking to you is a complete waste of my time. . .  Please think before you speak,. . .You will please everyone by keeping quiet and staying to yourself.

Nice Version (excerpt)

Dear (whoever),
        . . .This friend really cares about you and your feelings, but believes that they would not really be a friend if they did not help you solve this problem. . .People can be classified as pests for a variety of reasons. . .Some people fail to listen and instead dominate an entire conversation. . .To help control or eliminate this problem, maybe you think about expanding your network of friends so that you can distribute your time amongst them all. . . 

  • All of our letters (nice versions) begin with, "Someone who really cares about you wants you to know. . ."

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