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  • This lashing will definitely get your message across. Our customers agree that the lazies definitely took heed.
  • This letter is the perfect way of getting your message across in a compassionate and gentle manner. The letter identifies the problem and proposes enlightening solutions
  • Go ahead and reveal your thoughts anonymously. You will be glad you did!

Always Late Sample Letters/Emails

We all know someone with a problem or someone who offends us, but were not always able to express our discomfort with these people. Allow ThePayback.com to do the "dirty work" and get your message to them. All while preserving your anonymity, unless you tell us to include your name.

Remember, all these packages come with a "gift" to reinforce your message!

We have provided some short excerpts from the letters so you can get a feel of what the letter hopes to accomplish.


 

Naughty Version (excerpt)
Dear (whoever),
         
. . .  Your tardiness is an embarrassment to anyone that socializes with you. . . In America, we show up when we say we are going to.  If you cannot accept this, please go to another country that tolerates constant lateness. . .Absolutely no one can count on you to be somewhere when you say you will. . .  

Nice Version (excerpt)
Dear (whoever),
      . . . A friend of your is concerned about a problem you have and wants to help you. . .You seem to have a problem with always arriving late. . .Your tardiness directly affects a number of people and indirectly effects scores of others. . .a planner would be a wise investment, as they aid in establishing proper time management. . .   

  • All of our letters (nice versions) begin with, "Someone who really cares about you wants you to know. . ."

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