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Revenge Story #95

Again I must warn all thepayback.com readers that this and mostly every prank I post is very cruel, inhumane and should only be used IF you really want to make someone's life a living hell.

Now that that's out of the way The greatest and most cruel prank ever is to wait until the person who has wronged you goes into a port a potty sneak up behind the port a potty quietly and tip it over so that it lands flat on the door. This prank is perfect. Since they'll be inside they can't see who did it. Your victim will be swimming in human waste and the best part is that unless you pulled this prank on superman, it is virtually impossible for the victim to get out by his/herself and when they do get out I suggest you leave state. There is nothing in this world that a victim of this prank could do to get even.

I stress that IF YOU MUST do this, make sure that you stick around for a couple of minutes to make sure you didn't knock the poor guy/girl out when you tipped them over. not only for that reason but it's also quite entertaining to listen to them desperately struggle to get out and shout out various death threats and vulgar language to you. Obviously you'll hear screaming and yelling when they realize what they're swimming in and that's a good sign that they'll be safe but VERY unhappy.

Don't think you'll get the opportunity to do this? It's very easy. Just let some time go by so that they don't suspect anything and pretend to be their buddy the whole time. When an outdoor concert or fair comes to town THEY ALWAYS HAVE PORT A POTTIES. Most theme parks do too. All you have to do is make sure they drink alot of fluid that day and in due time mother nature is in on the prank!

That's all I got for now But I am currently in the process of making a revenge website with ALL my pranks listed on it and yes I will have a link to thepayback.com. Untill then, if you need help with a revenge idea Email me with your situation and the level of cruelty for the prank you want so that I can help you out to the best of my ability.

My email is americanpsycho420@yahoo.com

(You are the best-of-the-best Am.Psycho420! I am beginning to feel sorry for anyone who ever gets on your bad side! Let me know when your site is up. Later! -- ThePayback.com)

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