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Revenge Story #76

This is a true story.

submitted by; Chris

Joe and Dawn were married for many years. They have kids. Joe got his full retirement from the Marines. They moved from New England to Florida for Joe's new job. Joe got bored. He got a girlfriend. A very young girlfriend. We'll just call her Bimbo.

Joe & Bimbo sneak around having their little affair. Joe moves out of his house before Dawn finds out about Bimbo. Joe is vague about why he would move out. Dawn investigates. Finds out about Bimbo. Finds out he is hiding a lot of money. Finds out he made calls to Bimbo on his cell phone even on their Anniversary. Dawn thinks about the job that she loved, but had to quit, to move to Florida, so Joe could get the job HE wanted! Dawn is furious! She moved back to New England with the kids.

Joe stayed in Florida, but went to New England to see his kids before the Holiday's. He meets with Dawn to discuss things. They get carried away, as they have before. They go to a hotel that is close by.

Much later, it's 3:00 am and Joe is taking a long shower. Dawn takes all the towels out of the bathroom. Takes all the sheets and blankets off the bed. Takes the handle from the room phone. Takes his clothes, shoes, keys, cell phone, and wallet. Throws all of it in her car.

She drove up beside the door and waited for him to open the hotel room door. When he did, she yelled "You should have kept your pants on Joe!" as she drove away.

Next, she called Bimbo, in Florida, from her cell phone. (Remember it's 3 am.) Bimbo answered the phone. Dawn tells her Joe is in trouble. He's stranded in a hotel room with no clothes or phone and that the Police were called about a naked man walking around. Bimbo hung up on her.

Bimbo called Joe's cell phone. Dawn sweetly answered the phone. Dawn told her the name of the Hotel & the room number. Dawn told Bimbo Joe's parent's phone number so they could go fetch him.

Now, Dawn is busily racking up phone calls on his cell phone until it doesn't work any more. Dawn mailed one of Joe's shoes to Bimbo last week. This week she mailed his underwear. Next week she's going to mail his broken watch...

To all you cheating guys out there: There is no person more powerful than the women scorned!

(Good submission Chris! Women scorned are powerful, strange, and mysterious people. However, I don't know if they are the most powerful. You seemed to forget about someone, oh yeah. Does the name Hulk Hogan ring a bell? Let me ask you something. What 'cha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you brother?!?!?-- ThePayback.com)

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