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Revenge Stories #13

Let me preface this story with a little FYI. A salt block is an approximately 8"x8"x12" solid block of salt that farmers use for their cows (I guess cows need them or like them...?). They weigh about 15 pounds I would guess.

I was out running after a heavy rain when this car drove by and went through a huge puddle--completely soaking me. The girl, and her friend, obviously had planned the attack as I could see them laughing their heads off as they drove away.

When I finally got back to my dorm room, I had a good chuckle about it too, but I still thought the driver should pay.

Thinking that the girl probable was a co-ed, I kept my eye open for her car--a Ford Probe--not a difficult car to remember or to find. It didn't take long to find out that the owner was this fat bi*ch who was not well-liked by anyone, and who lived in the dorms across campus.

When I went home for Christmas, I stopped by Quality Farm and Fleet and picked up a salt block for $6. I packaged it up and sent it to the cow the same day I returned to campus. Oh, did I mention that I sent it C.O.D.? (cash on delivery--meaning the receiver of the package had to pay the postage). The shipping was over $20 from my home town to the college for this monstrosity of salt.

I was at a party later in the year and heard a girl telling a story about how someone had sent her roommate a block of salt C.O.D. and how mad her roommate was because she had to spend all her laundry money to pay for the shipping.

I must admit, that although the salt block cost me $6, this was one of my favorite revenge tactics (actually, my dad laughed so hard when I told him what I was going to do with the salt block--he saw me packaging it up at Christmas--that he gave me the $6 back).

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